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Cymothoe weymeri, or Weymer's glider, is a butterfly in the family Nymphalidae. It is found in Liberia, Ivory Coast, Ghana, Nigeria, Cameroon, the Central African Republic and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The habitat consists of forests.
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Boevange is a village in the commune of Wincrange, in northern Luxembourg. As of 2024, the village had a population of 301.
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