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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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