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Caleb Michael Frare is an American former professional baseball pitcher. He played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Chicago White Sox.
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Bugweri District is a district in Busoga region, Eastern Uganda.
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'Lachapelle Bridge', in French Pont Lachapelle, Also known as Cartierville Bridge.
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The Denver and Rio Grande Western Depot, commonly