{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
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{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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The Dallas Tornado was a soccer team based in Dallas, Texas that played in the North American Soccer League (NASL) from 1967 to 1981. Of the twelve teams that comprised the U.S. in 1967, the Tornado franchise played the longest–15 seasons.
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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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